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Post doc: aha! I smell gas (referring to the gas tank that a man just brought in)
the man: oh i’m sorry, I thought i left it in the elevator.

lab 

diagnosis

XX: HEY

ahh i’m feeling nauseous

 YY:  hey girl

XX:  i think from my supervisor

XX:she was throwing up like crazy last night

may be i got the bug too

YY: do u have a baby somewhere in ur body

XX:a whatever!

 YY:  oh no

XX: i’m beginning to feel nauseious

and i’m travelling tonight

 YY: so u’ve been feeling nauseas since last nyt

 XX:  no it started this morning

 YY:  *nausious

 XX:  i was perfectly fine yesterday

 YY:  hhmmm as a future doctor lemme diagnose ur condition

 XX:  haha ok, nausea i went to the toilet, no diahrrea yet

 YY:  is that all ,are those the only symptoms

XX yea

 YY:  have been experiencing any fever

 YY aches?

 XX:  i’m feeling a bit feverish

 XX pressure points for nausea is very very tender

 YY:  are ur boobs n stomach getting slightly bigger

XX:  hahaha

i didn’t measure

 YY ok i conclude u r expecting a baby

hahahaha

next thing on the list

Get a drivers license. What happened today said it all. I need to get one to save other’s life and my own. 

or else i’ll have to imagine the inevitable. THIS!

I will meet you there 

I will meet you there